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The official transcript of God's Judgement of Osama Bin Laden

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So like, my homegirl, Mary, brought her iPhone to the event and got me this recording that she snuck under her mantle. Couldn't translate all of it on account of the BOSS' voice and presence being all super duper and all... but I did the best I could. I bet you the jokes were way funnier. Gabriel: Hey Mick, D’you see who just got brought in? Michael: Do I ever, I was the one who fished his soul out of the water. Tell you what though, it sure was hard beating them wandering infernal creatures back with a flaming sword. I gotta go bring her in for repairs now. Gabriel: wandering infernal creatures? Mich: Yeah – they were everywhere you know, getting all excited that their number one idol had the good grace of being dropped into their domain. I non blasphemously swear to you that it felt like I was fending off a bunch of 13 year old girls at a Justin Bieber concert. Gab: Dude, I feel for you. As soon as the bullet cracked through the temporal bone of his skull, The BOSS imme